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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
Never let the other fellow set the agenda.
Never let the other fellow set the agenda.
Listen. Don't explain or justify.
Listen. Don't explain or justify.
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on read more
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've read more
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they've been hurt before.
