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    Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

by Harlan Ellison Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

by Rita Rudner Found in: Sex Quotes,
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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

by Victor Lownes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

by Garry Shandling Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

by Julian Barnes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

by Steve Martin Found in: Sex Quotes,
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