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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
