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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.