Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.