A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.