Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.