Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.