I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.