I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.