Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is read more

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.