A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?