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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.