In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.