If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.