In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.