If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."