The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back