I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.