I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.