Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger