Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.