Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.