Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.