Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.