I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.