A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.