I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.