A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.