I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.