I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.