Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a read more

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.

There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.

There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.