I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your read more

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your heart/ we've got two lives--one we're given,/ and the other one we make/ and the world won't stop/ and actions speak louder/ listen to your heart.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.

There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.