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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Food Quotes,
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We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.

We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.

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Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

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So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your read more

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your heart/ we've got two lives--one we're given,/ and the other one we make/ and the world won't stop/ and actions speak louder/ listen to your heart.

by Ani Difranco Found in: Song lyrics Quotes,
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The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.

The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.

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A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

by Izaak Walton Found in: Food Quotes,
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God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a read more

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.

She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.

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