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A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.
A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened read more
Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away.
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.
We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.
We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.
You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.
You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.
God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a read more
God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.
The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
