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Or merry swains, who quaff the nut-brown ale,
And sing enamour'd of the nut-brown maid.

Or merry swains, who quaff the nut-brown ale,
And sing enamour'd of the nut-brown maid.

by James Beattie Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the read more

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.

by Simon Fowler Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
Who first invented this leathern bottel!

And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
Who first invented this leathern bottel!

by Unattributed Author Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Food Quotes,
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

by Henny Youngman Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

by Shirley Conran Found in: Food Quotes,
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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The fool that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

The fool that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

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