This is the artist, then, life's hungry man, the glutton of eternity, beauty's miser, glory's slave.

This is the artist, then, life's hungry man, the glutton of eternity, beauty's miser, glory's slave.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

If you are invited to drink at any man's house more than you
think is wholesome, you may say read more

If you are invited to drink at any man's house more than you
think is wholesome, you may say "you wish you could, but so
little makes you both drunk and sick; that you should only be bad
company by doing so."

And broughte of mighty ale a large quart.

And broughte of mighty ale a large quart.

Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.

Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.