Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger