You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.