I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.