The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.