Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.