Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife,
vigilant, sober, of good behavior, given to hospitality, read more

A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife,
vigilant, sober, of good behavior, given to hospitality, apt to
teach:
Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but
patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in
subjection with all gravity;
(For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he
take care of the church of God?)

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Prospering just doesn't have to do with money.

Prospering just doesn't have to do with money.