If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe read more

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

I deal with temptation by yielding to it

I deal with temptation by yielding to it

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.