Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.