I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.