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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
What you get free costs too much.
What you get free costs too much.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
