A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.