By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.