Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.