A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.