The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.