The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.