Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.