Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

He who fails to plan, plans to fail

He who fails to plan, plans to fail

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.