In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed read more

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.