I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed read more

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Always have a plan, and believe in it. Nothing happens by accident.

Always have a plan, and believe in it. Nothing happens by accident.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.