Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed read more

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?