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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

by Mae West Found in: Funny Quotes, Language Quotes,
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Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed read more

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.

by A. A. Milne Found in: Planning Quotes,
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I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Funny Quotes,
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Funny Quotes,
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In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

by Saki Found in: Planning Quotes,
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

by Walt Disney Found in: Funny Quotes,
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

by Woody Allen Found in: Planning Quotes,
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

by Ethel Barrymore Found in: Funny Quotes,
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