Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants