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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
