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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.