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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
