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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
