A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.