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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
