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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.