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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
