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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
