Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.