You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last