A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions