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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.