Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.