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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
