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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

by Barbara Bush Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

by Billy Crystal Found in: Men Quotes, Sex Quotes,
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

by Drew Carey Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

by Scott Roeben Found in: Sex Quotes,
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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

by Unknown Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

by Dr. William H. Masters Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

by Rita Rudner Found in: Sex Quotes,
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