Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.