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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
