You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.