Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.