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A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her read more
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
