She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

They talk about a woman's sphere, as though it had a limit. There's not a place in earth or heaven. read more

They talk about a woman's sphere, as though it had a limit. There's not a place in earth or heaven. There's not a task to mankind given... without a woman in it.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him read more

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.