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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

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The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.

The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.

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The one who loves least controls the relationship.

The one who loves least controls the relationship.

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