Maxioms by Anonymous
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
The one who loves least controls the relationship.
The one who loves least controls the relationship.