Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!