If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe read more

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little read more

Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little boy mouse.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Ceremony and ritual spring from our heart of hearts: those who govern us know it well, for they would sooner read more

Ceremony and ritual spring from our heart of hearts: those who govern us know it well, for they would sooner deny us bread than dare alter the observance of tradition.