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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.
How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.
Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
The surest sign of age is loneliness.
The surest sign of age is loneliness.