It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.