Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.