I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.