Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too
little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business read more

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too
little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the
full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

No man is ever old enough to know better.

No man is ever old enough to know better.