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A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing read more
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.
Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.
It is better to be faithful than famous.
It is better to be faithful than famous.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
