Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.