It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.