The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”