I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.