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    Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

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Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

by Vanna Bonta Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

by Joanne Woodward Found in: Sex Quotes,
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

by Les Dawson Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

by Barbara Bush Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

by John Callahan Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

by Julian Barnes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

by Unknown Found in: Sex Quotes,
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