Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to read more

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. read more

It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there, to be wrapped warm with him in one blanket, and sleep, only sleep. It seemed the sleep with the woman in his arms was the only necessity.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military read more

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... read more

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... You can more easily scratch a diamond with your fingernail than you can by any human ingenuity get a woman to consent to giving any of her savings.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to read more

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.