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Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go