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Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
