Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex