Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.