You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex