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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
