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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
