Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex