Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame read more

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.