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Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.
Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
