Maxioms by Dave Barry
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and read more
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they read more
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out read more
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.