Ogden Nash

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the read more

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never read more

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.