Maxioms by Ogden Nash
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost read more
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.