Maxioms by Ogden Nash
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
