Maxioms by Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the read more
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
