Maxioms by Ogden Nash
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
