Ogden Nash

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more

They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.