Ogden Nash

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.