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All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to read more
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the read more
There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the lives of others, Comes back into our own.