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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
The family is the school of duties... founded on love.
The family is the school of duties... founded on love.
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little read more
Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little boy mouse.
