I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!