There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being read more

There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being his jail-keeper.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old read more

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.