Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe read more

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.