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    I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me read more

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -Rebecca West.

by Rebecca West Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

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The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

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Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a read more

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.

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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

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