I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.".

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!