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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to read more
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
