Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.