You May Also Like / View all maxioms
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy read more
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be read more
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.