Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!